Back Broke - The Swell Season
It got my hopes all up. Like I paid for a hooker and only got a stripper.– Me, responding to a situation at work.
A Jew Joke at Work
(In observing a co-worker taking Goodys headache powder: )
James: Cocaine is the only white powder that makes people feel better and that people enjoy.
Me: Well unless they're German.
Me : The Jews.
(Laughter throughout the entire office.)
And remember: You treat a woman first like a person, then a princess, then a...– Psych
I Need Words
To have good soldiers, a nation must always be at war.– Napoleon Bonaparte I can’t say I agree, but at the same time, somehow, I can’t quite disagree fully.
Surely what a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for...– CS Lewis
Good night, my ———– Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
The state of North Dakota may not exist. Its like South Dakota’s Canadian...– Stephen Colbert
Smell is the strongest sense memory...
I smell Ren all of the time. I really do miss her. I feel sick. I am hurting. And I don’t know what to do. So I pray…and smell her all around. Feel her in the wind. And hold the small green butterfly that hangs round my neck, still keeping me safe. I love her….
Goodbye Blue Fly - Lovedrug Its a lullaby. It means something to me. I miss you Ren.
I Want That
I had my lunch at Burger King today. (And by had I mean I spent my half hour there sipping on a coke. I haven’t been able to eat anything. I’ve been sick to my stomach since Saturday night. Throwing up and all. Nothing but liquids for me.) The rain was just starting to sprinkle down. And an older couple walked in, ordered, and sat in the booth just across from me. He still held...